The Blog Of Dees

''Loomis'' Volume One

2009-03-18T23:26:00.000-07:00

Well....My brothers...and sisters...

It has recently occurred to me that sting rays are not nearly as docile as originally perceived, and that when placing chickens in brown paper sacks to free them from the tyranny of the forest, it would expedient to do so during a full moon, if at all possible.

In other news, my latest theatrical endeavor, ''Back to the 80s'' came to a close on March 8th, and upon closing that chapter of my life, I proceeded to sojourn to Gatlinburg, Tennessee for Spring Break.

Having nearly completed ''Breaking Dawn'', I must admit that the 'Twilight' virus is catching, and oh my brothers, have I been infected...

Upon hearing that King Sani I of Africa will retain his throne in July of this year, I immediately embarked on a failed expedition to procure plane tickets to the 02 in London....no such luck this time...however, I do hear the Lotus Flower is in full bloom in Minnesota this time of year, so I do have at least THAT to look forward to.

In the area of Romance, I have developed a very strong attachment to a certain young lady who shall remain nameless, my affections for her have come on quite fast, still I do believe that they can last....;) All of this despite certain deviant tendencies and the brightness of the stars....

When it comes to education, I must say that prospects are looking, or rather, facing upward at the moment, primarily do to my perseverant attitude and propensity for enjoying 1,000 word papers. =)

Roxanne, where are you? I'll never know...that blasted organ grinder...this little red love machine's got a flat....But as long as the ocean of violets is in bloom, the rain need not be purple and your beret shouldn't be raspberry. You'll never know anything about my home...oh no...here I go again, fallin' in love all over, ooh the cycle never ends, you just pray ya don't get burned....

With such delusions don't it make u wanna scream?
Your bash abusin' victimized within the scheme?
You try to cope with every lie they scrutinize...
Oh father please have mercy, cuz I just can't take it...

Remember my friends, ''Nothing is real if you don't believe in who you are.'' So believe...regardless of what the world tells you....are we gonna let the elevator bring us down? Oh no, let's go!!!! (First one to the purple banana gets a cookie!!!!)

God Bless, much love, and so on, and so forth, and whatever...

Jake "Loomis" Sapp

Boomstick Reloaded, Volume 1

2009-03-18T22:41:00.000-07:00

March 18th, 2009

So,

My first post.
Groovy.
Let me make a statement here:
I am sarcastic.
I am.
I will be a shit-storm in your worst nightmares if you ever piss me off!
Just know that.
Randomness will be certain to occur in all of my posts, but to help you along, take some sleep meds and anti-depressants first.
HA!
Oh, that was terrible of me.
Perfect.
Anyway.....

Just been sitting here thinking.
About stuff.
What stuff, might you ask?
The stuff life is made of:
Shit.
That's right, I said it.
Right now, a lot of things are going down.

I just got done with a show, and I'm supposed to be opening another one in a week.
I've missed almost ALL the rehearsals because of the first show (Back to the 80's, which was AMAZING! And if ya missed it, sucks for you!), and now I'm sick as Hell.
Great.
Really F**king lucky St. Paddy's Day for me.

Oh, and I have grave news for any fans of my pal "Loomis."
I believe he has sufficiently lost his mind.
He is in a boat that I believe we've all sank to high Hell in before.
Y'know the story:
Guy meets whore.
Whore likes guy, so flirts for free.
Whore then reveals intent to marry other guy.
First guy wants to kill himself.
Y'know.
So anyway, for those of you who DON'T know the feeling......it BLOWS.
More than Hurricane Katrina.
Pisses me off.
I have conversed with an old ally: Joseph.
He agrees with me on the subject.
BUT, one thing I will say for it:
"Once you start loving someone, you cease to think logically about them anymore."
(Thank you, Twilight!)
We'll see how things go down THAT road.....

Played Resident Evil 5!
It was epic as Hell!
Loved it, though I STILL remain a true fan of the series.
By that I mean that I am pissed that they took the zombies out of the zombie-fighting games.
Although, being that Albert Wesker is my favorite character in the series, I was pleased with his re-appearance and 'death.'
(I say it like this because I refuse to believe he is dead.)

Love is a fickle bitch.
Really.
I mean, when you love someone, your life is supposed to get better, right?
At least, thats what they teach you as a kid.
In reality?
Hell no!
You meet someone and get to know them.
Ok, so far the story sounds the same.
THEN when you fall in love with them, you become their brother.
WTF?!
(I'm pretty sure "Loomis" would agree!)
Don't get me wrong, you DO want them in your life bottom line, but still....
You just want them to be happy.
Yeah.
Even if....
Well.
Even if it isn't with you.
Maybe you really are kinda like a brother to them.
Damn.

In lighter banter, "Loomis" and I have merged with some friends to start a movie production company!
It is called, 'Not Today Wit Dees KDKS' Productions, or 'NTWDKDKS' for short.
We are planning to make a movie called "Otherworld" which is based on a book I wrote FOREVER ago.
It's about a guy who wakes up in a really twisted alternate dimension.
Really creepy and stuff!
If anyone wants to audition, let me know!

I gotta get a job.
For REAL.
It pisses me off that the economy is so bad.
Honestly, it isn't even that I don't wanna work.
I do, REALLY!
But no one is hiring.
I have literally applied to ALL the places around my house!
(EXCEPT the maternity store. BUT, if things get desperate....)
Bottom Line:
NO jobs.
Which means NO money.
WHICH, means no Jokermobile.
Sad day....
(And to think, Obama was gonna save our asses. Ha, cute.)

SCHOOL!
I am scheduling the Compass Test for next week, which will hopefully mean I can FINALLY start at Gordon this Summer!
WOO!
(I took a year off to pursue Community Theatre.)
I will be glad to have something to do again!
Ha!

LOST is pretty damn epic right now.
Ben is my all-time favorite character!
He is just so.....creepy!
(Kinda reminds me of how I'd be as a typical villain!)
XD

I am not sure what I want to do with my life.
Y'know?
I'm thinking maybe become a College Theatre Professor.
Or a Writer.
MAYBE an Indie-Film Maker.
Your thoughts?

Oh, and as my closing note for the day:
Anyone hear about that guy that got eaten by a giant lizard?
Balls, thats great!
^_^

Hail To The King,
Korey "Boomstick" Echols

P.S. - Hit me up if you're ever bored. And you have Verizon. 678)689-9605

Stay Tuned!!!

2009-02-12T14:10:00.001-08:00

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